Robin Thicke can’t even name a second Robin Thicke song
defendant: *into mic* um can I say something?
defense attorney: NO!
ghost of dead lawyer: NO!
random stranger: NO!
defendant’s family in courtroom: NO!
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I’d be considered proper there. Probably.
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this has become my life
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