@Sarcasticsapien: Describing anything that happens in 2017 makes me sound like a crazy person who just screams at park benches.
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@Stellacopter: One time my husband asked me to dance for him and I performed the entire Lion King musical to the best of my ability.
@mayamanion: The whole "bad boy" thing is fun until you have kids with him. Ooh you drank away the diaper money? That's soooo hot
@mejustbeth: Tried to be sly and shove the whole cookie in my mouth without him seeing me. Then he turned around and asked me a question.