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@TheToddWilliams: [describing criminal]
"Blond hair and brown eyes and…uh…what’s with the green paint?"
BOB ROSS: There’s always room for a happy little tree.

[describing criminal]
“Blond hair and brown eyes and…uh…what’s with the green paint?”
BOB ROSS: There’s always room for a happy little tree.

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