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@TweetsByKaylee: detective: dammit *slams fist on table* tell me where he is

me: [confidently] the Fourth of July picnic

detective: but where exactly?

me: *holding where's waldo book* oh i'm gonna need more time

detective: dammit *slams fist on table* tell me where he is 

me: [confidently] the Fourth of July picnic 

detective: but where exactly?

me: *holding where’s waldo book* oh i’m gonna need more time

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