Call your dad now and ask him what the wifi password is so he has time to find the little paper it’s written on before Thanksgiving.
June 28 1954
So it turns out my weakness is kryptonite. I can’t tell anybody this.
June 30 1954
I accidentally told Lex. Should be ok
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