Women have all the answers to all your questions.nnnAnd you don’t even have to ask.
June 28 1954
So it turns out my weakness is kryptonite. I can’t tell anybody this.
June 30 1954
I accidentally told Lex. Should be ok
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I’m a kleptomaniac
It’s ok though, I’m taking something for it
Wife: you’ve hardly touched your dinner…talk to me.
Me: *sigh* I can’t keep teaching zoology, Susan. I’m so tired of answering stupid questions.
Waiter: how does the chicken taste?
Me: WITH ITS TONGUE
“Finish your peas. Kids in China are starving”
“Finish your math. Kids in America are cheating off the Asian kids”
wish hard enough & anything can happen, they say.
yet two hours later my stomach growls & my breakfast still isn’t making itself. liars!
if you mesopotamia, you better cleanupotamia
When I was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band…
[8000 words later]
In a medium bowl, mix together butter, white sugar, and brown sugar. Beat in eggs one at a time, then stir in vanilla. Preheat the oven to 375 degrees. Grease cookie sheet,
I like the show on fox news where there are 4 conservative idiots yelling at one liberal idiot.
what did president abe lincoln call his journal?
…his lincoln logs