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@AngelaEhh: Did a crunch. Sprained an ovary.
0/10. Do not recommend.
@Pro_Jones_: Me: *wakes up screaming*
Wife: What's wrong?
Me: Nightmare with the Microsoft Word Paperclip Helper again
Wife: Need some help?
@OhNoSheTwitnt: If you watch Beauty & the Beast backwards a grown man devolves into a monster then into a petulant little boy. It's basically Twitter.
@delusionaliam: It's okay Pluto I am not a planet either.
@TheWeirdWorld: The biggest joke of Spongebob is that he can work in a fast food restaurant and still afford to buy a house.
@CulturedRuffian: Not all heroes wear capes...