Did a crunch. Sprained an ovary.

0/10. Do not recommend.

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Salesperson: Can i help you?

Me: (acting like I know what I’m doing) yes, I’d like to see your models that float please.


No matter how spicy your sex life is …

If he’s a two-thymer; cumin in that
ginger Rosemary, my sage advice …

would bay to leaf him.


Menage a trois?! I haven’t even successfully split a Kit-Kat three-ways


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CW: *closes eyes, falls, hits floor* OUCH! WTF?! YOU DIDN’T CATCH ME!

M: Sorry, I thought it was optional.


I don’t know if this day is tantamount to the worst day of my life because I don’t know what tantamount means.


If I ever become a ghost, I sure hope they have some options other than pottery.


If a woman repeats what you just said in the form of a question, you’ll be dead soon.