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@AngelaEhh: Did a crunch. Sprained an ovary.
0/10. Do not recommend.
@JohnLyonTweets: Just watched The Hobbit: The Battle to Stay Awake for What Felt Like Five Hours.
@Mr_Kapowski: 90% of women that wear yoga pants probably don't do yoga. 100% of straight men don't care.
@fillthevacuum: Oh, those stick figures on your car aren't for the bike riders you hit?
*removes 14 stick figures from car*
@stephenjmolloy: [Murderer breaks into my house]
Murderer: "Alexa, play sinister music."
@fuzzlime: Omg like wtf