@msdanifernandez: Did you guys hear about the football player who hits women? No the other one. No the other one.
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@illiter8too: Don't fight your demons: invite them in, nurture them, fuel their unholy power, get them to destroy your enemies, take them bowling.
@PaigeKellerman: 90% of being a parent is shouting, "Remember to flush the toilet." The other 10% is flushing the toilet for everyone.
@BackrowSeats: Remember that someone out there is thinking of you right now, figuring out how to make your death look like an accident.