gang fight between two rival Celtic dance schools in an alley after parade – nothing but curls and bits of fabric knotwork everywhere
Did you know that 1 in 5 people are fruit bats? Look at 4 of your friends. If none of them are fruit bats, it’s you. You’re a fruit bat.
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Haha I love my wife. I just told her to calm down and now she’s in the backyard digging a 6 feet long hole to calm herself down. What a woman!
Waitress *grating cheese: You just tell me when!
Me: Oh I will! *gets up and goes to the bathroom
[on the phone]
wife: My mom tripped over the dog
me: Is she ok?
me: Can I talk to her?
wife: Sure *calls for the dog*
Sign at the gas station: “Bathroom is no longer available.” I can’t believe it. Even the Shell bathroom has someone.
Open books don’t get judged by their covers.
Does the 5 second rule count for a baby? Asking for… Nevermind, her mom picked her up.
My neighbour has diabetes and now she won’t make me cupcakes anymore, its like bad things always happen to me.
Hey dude, can i borrow your laptop? I want to shop for a new computer but it feels cruel to do that on the one I’m replacing.