Interviewer: What’s your biggest weakness?
Me: oh that’s a brilliant question
Interviewer: But what’s the answer?
Did you know that you can get kicked out of a gym for using a laser to point out areas people should work on?
Well, you can.
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Dude yapping nonstop at the gym just said he works out in the afternoons to avoid people who talk. Is it okay to fling a dumbbell at him?
Because you never know when your
aquarium could explode ….
and you really need those 96 rolls
of paper towels.
Going to a baby shower and I’m real nervous, do they just kind of pour down on you? If you catch one do you have to keep it?
Not sure video Instagram is a good idea. I’ve never looked at a picture of someone’s dinner and thought, “If only I could hear this.”
Sometimes I just wish people were as easy to forget as PIN numbers.
I’d get into a lesbian relationship just to mooch my girlfriend’s hair care products.
I have a habit of 5 starring bad movies on amazon because if I wasted 90+ minutes on that crap, I want you to suffer too.