@dorsalstream: *dipping a pine cone in my coffee* Gosh I just love fall
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@lorigonzalez28: If you love someone, poison them a little bit each day. If they don't suspect you at all, they might be the ONE.
@DadZZZasleep: wife: you need to do more around the house me: can you change the subject please? wife: yes, this house needs more work done by you
@decentbirthday: Barista: Latte for Waldo Barista: Do we have a Waldo here Barista: Where's Waldo Me: *proudly nudging a stranger* I did that
@warmyellowlight: when i am in a store i always seek out the dustiest corner and lay my eggs there