Dipping your cats in blue paint and watching them chase each other is 1000x more entertaining than Avatar.

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It would be worth it.


I think the implication that you might want to share your Kit Kat with 3 friends seems unreasonable.


I think it’s lame how Justin Bieber has millions of Beliebers yet Queen Latifah only has like 8 Beliefahs.


The Garden of Eden must have been one exciting place if the most tempting things were apples.


Are you alone? Afraid? Lonely? Then you’d better turn up the TV because I just heard a noise


My biggest regret is probably that time I let a guy dressed up as a hotdog give me a haircut.



“Tell me about a time you defied authority to achieve a goal.”

Me: no


Me: Cute baby, when was she born?

New mother: Yesterday.

Me: *opens coat filled with knock-off watches* Hey kid, I got Rolexes, 50 bucks.