Zoom sucks, we started having editorial meetings in Red Dead Redemption instead. It’s nice to sit at the campfire and discuss projects, with the wolves howling out in the night
(Disney Dating Tips)
3.Awkward music-filled dates
4.Angry mob danger
-Beauty & the Beast
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MY GRANDMA: You need to get John more than 1 present this year.
MY DAD: Ugh fine.
DAD: Open this one.
ME: ITS A- shoe? It’s one shoe.
DAD: Now open this one.
I was 14 before I realized that banana peels and anvils weren’t America’s leading causes of death.
The lead singer of Nickelback tried out for his school Christmas play, but he never made it as a wise man.
“On your 1st day, find the biggest guy, and punch him in the face to show you’re in charge.”
– my advice to new teachers
So far today I’ve watched cartoons, had a nap, drank chocolate milk and ate cereal for lunch. I’m basically a toddler.
[kissing every meatball before loading it onto sub]
subway employee: I’m pretty sure you’re not supposed to do that
me: oh i don’t work here
Replaced my shoelaces with ear buds and now they tie themselves.
Vegan pizza…. is basically
just the box.
which auto response should i send back to my dentist?