If you pronounce coupon like qpon I hope you get eaten by a qgar
[ DJ-ing ]
me: yeah i take requests
him: can u stop
You Might Also Like
ASTRONAUT: Houston, we have a problem.
HOUSTON: Oh, we’re fine down here, thanks for asking. Let’s make this all about you though, as usual.
HR: What are some of your strengths?
Me: Shifting the blame
HR: That’s a horrible reply
Me: No, your question was!
HR: Wow, you’re good!
Gum commercials exaggerate your odds of kissing a complete stranger in public by 780,000,000%
Caveman1: look, I invent wheel
Caveman2: what we do now?
Caveman1: wait for Jesus to take wheel
Caveman2: dum dum Jesus not invented yet
House is a mess … Walked in the other day and there were 2 people on the couch blindfolded and filming a Fabreeze commercial
Donald Duck is far too angry for somebody who never has to suffer pants.
BIDEN’S EMAIL HACKED
-‘it was easy’ the hackers said ‘his password was ‘password’
It’s impossible to buy a baguette & carry it home without feeling like an actor who is playing the role of Person Coming Home From The Store