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@peachesanscream: Do dolphins have tattoos of single mothers on their arses?
@cdn_tweetbait: If you mean by having sex every two years, then yes I am bisexual.
@HeidiCF8: Hell hath no fury like your kid catching you throwing away anything, EVER. I smuggle out broken crayons like a mexican drug lord.
@fro_vo: imagine not being able to use your imagination.
@murrman5: I got fired today
"you have no idea?"
"I'm confused when did this happen?"
between pre break break and break
@caithuls: ME: So it's like a spank bank for your feelings?
THERAPIST: Most people just call it a journal, but sure