@cdn_tweetbait: If you mean by having sex every two years, then yes I am bisexual.

@HeidiCF8: Hell hath no fury like your kid catching you throwing away anything, EVER. I smuggle out broken crayons like a mexican drug lord.

@fro_vo: imagine not being able to use your imagination. wrong

@murrman5: I got fired today "what? why?" no idea "you have no idea?" nope "I'm confused when did this happen?" between pre break break and break

@caithuls: ME: So it's like a spank bank for your feelings? THERAPIST: Most people just call it a journal, but sure