This day in history. 1976. 80-year-old choreographer Busby Berkeley died tragically when he wandered absently into a circle of high kicking showgirls.
Do hairy people get bed head all over?
Ma’am, I just called to see if you’re happy with your cell phone provider. But probably they do.
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I love watching my 3yo and 2yo fight because they throw kicks and nobody makes contact and they say shit like, “you’re boring!” and “I have socks!” as insults and it’s amazing.
How do chocolate labs not die of themselves?
Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And I’m terrible with decisions, so I went home.
Skating is just walking in cursive.
How can they make sugarless gum taste so good yet diet soda is still crap?
People are all like “STAY OUTTA MY LIFE GOVERNMENT” and then they shut down and people are all like “COME BACK IN MY LIFE GOVERNMENT”
I’ve written a musical called Fish. It’s very similar to Cats, although Memory’s a lot shorter.
Women treat me like God.
They only talk to me when they need something.
[watching the lion king]
me: i’ve never seen this before
wife: oh dear, better get the tissues ready
me: i’m hardly going to jack off to a bunch of lions karen