@: 'Do muslims have sex?' no Susan I was delivered into this world by amazon prime.
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@ericsshadow: [me holding a door] PRETTY GIRL: [over her shoulder] thanks. ME: sorry, i'm married, but in time you'll get over me.
@momjeansplease: 3 just informed the cashier at Target, that mommy has a tiny mustache in her underwear. So the weekend is off to a great start.