@: 'Do muslims have sex?' no Susan I was delivered into this world by amazon prime.
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@Contwixt: It is true. Time flies when you are having fun. However it is also true that Time eventually rests on a tree branch and shits on your head.
@therealeatwood: Day 1: injected self with mouse DNA Day 2: ate 12 blocks of cheese Day 3: 15 blocks Day 4: experiment is failure; no observable changes
@Dawn_M_: [Speed Dating] People act weird when I explain that I ate my twin in the womb, but when would have been the right time to do it?