@LoveNLunchmeat: Do people who go to stores on Black Friday know that if you anger your entire family, you don't have to buy holiday gifts?
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@Scdavis24: They say milk is good for your teeth. You know what else is good for your teeth? Minding your own damn business.
@AthenaMystique: How do you get spiderwebs out of your hair? Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking.
@hunz74: I went to a AAA meeting today and a guy celebrated 21 years. That is some responsible vehicle ownership.
@squirrel74wkgn: My sense of smell has been gone ever since the, “smell this leftover ham” incident back in 2004.