@2tickytacky: Do what I say and everyone gets hurt.
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@lazerdoov: Gramma gramma gramma gramma gramma chameleon she's old and cold she's old and coooooold
@Reverend_Scott: [picks up hitchhiker] "Hope ur not a mass murderer. Haha" Actually I am. "WHAT" APRIL FOOLS! "Whew" I'm technically a serial killer.
@SCbchbum: My dog crosses her paws regally while lying on the floor, like she didn't just eat the contents of the bathroom trash can.
@albz: I bet when spiders see those fake green cob webs on Halloween they must be like "Ugh, tourists".