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@chuuew: "Do you want to hear a really good Batman impression?"
"Go on then"
"NOT THE KRYPTONITE!"
"That's Superman"
"Thanks, I've been practicing."

“Do you want to hear a really good Batman impression?” “Go on then” “NOT THE KRYPTONITE!” “That’s Superman” “Thanks, I’ve been practicing.”
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