Some ppl are like, bury me and plant a tree so I live on in nature and I’m like, same but plant potatoes so I can live on in french fries
Doc- it appears that you take everything way to seriously. You need to get your shit togeth… Oh no, what are you doing! No! Stop!
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[leaving sushi restaurant]
Copied tweets with higher no. of RTs remind me of tht incident when Charlie Chaplin entered a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest n came 3rd.
Facebook: My little man is the best thing that’s ever happened to me!
Twitter: Free baby. DM for details.
Is there a way to politely throw breathe mints in someone’s mouth while they’re talking?
If Dracula saw Twilight, he’d stake himself.
The worst part of seeing my grandfather get run over while crossing the street is knowing that I have failed this driving exam
Don’t Drake and drive or you’ll end up at your ex’s house.
ME: lololol can’t believe my parents don’t understand how to attach a document to an email lolol
ALSO ME: what is taxes help i am so confused and also the only thing I can cook is popcorn