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@ericsshadow: DOCTOR: *holding $5 bill* what's this for?

ME: it's a tip

DOCTOR: okay, but you still need to lose weight

ME: *hands him $20 bill*

DOCTOR: *holding $5 bill* what’s this for?

ME: it’s a tip

DOCTOR: okay, but you still need to lose weight

ME: *hands him $20 bill*

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