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@stephenjmolloy: Doctor: "How many fingers am I holding up?"

Ian: "err... 13..."

Doc: "Yeah. Some of these are yours. You've been in a serious accident."

Doctor: “How many fingers am I holding up?” Ian: “err… 13…” Doc: “Yeah. Some of these are yours. You’ve been in a serious accident.”
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