@Mostly_Cheese

doctor: i have the results of your cholesterol test

me: did i pass? haha

doctor: no but you will very soon

doctor: i have the results of your cholesterol test

me: did i pass? haha

doctor: no but you will very soon

- @Mostly_Cheese

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