@CaptPinkbeard: TV INTERVIEWER: As if the wedding wasn't surprising enough, you then eschew the tradition of one spouse taking the other's name. Instead, you chose to combine your surnames. Any regrets?
BENEDICT AND ENGELBERT CUMBERBUMPERDINCK: Absolutely not
@Jamberee13: Benefits of not being conventionally attractive:
- you know people are being genuine when they laugh at your jokes
- can summon crows to do your bidding without fanfare unlike hot villains like Maleficent