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@AmishPornStar1: Doctor: So, what are you using for birth control?

Me: Usually black socks with sandals. Sometimes tighty whiteys...

Doctor: So, what are you using for birth control?

Me: Usually black socks with sandals. Sometimes tighty whiteys…

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