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@mommajessiec: Doctor: Take this medicine. It will help with your condition.

Me: Oh, I don’t know. I don’t like the idea of taking medicine daily.

Doctor: It is also helps with weight loss.

Me: So, how many can I take in a day and still live?

Doctor: Take this medicine. It will help with your condition. 

Me: Oh, I don’t know. I don’t like the idea of taking medicine daily. 

Doctor: It is also helps with weight loss. 

Me: So, how many can I take in a day and still live?

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