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@stephenjmolloy: Doctor: The surgery was a success and your husband should wake up in a few hours.

My wife: I thought you said this surgery didn't require for him to be unconscious?

Doctor: It didn't but he started talking and-

My wife: I understand.

Doctor: The surgery was a success and your husband should wake up in a few hours.

My wife: I thought you said this surgery didn’t require for him to be unconscious?

Doctor: It didn’t but he started talking and-

My wife: I understand.

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