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@FrazzleMyGimp: DOCTOR: What’s the matter?

ME: I don’t know. Sometimes I feel like I'm a bad husband.

DOCTOR: I meant with your wife.

ME: Oh her water broke or something.

DOCTOR: What’s the matter?

ME: I don’t know. Sometimes I feel like I’m a bad husband. 

DOCTOR: I meant with your wife.

ME: Oh her water broke or something.

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