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@UnFitz: Doctor: Would you like a local anesthetic?
Me: No, I’d prefer one from out of town.
@Darlainky: Me: I don’t really know anything about Canada.
Canada: Let’s keep it that way.
@ddsmidt: Hubs: *under breath* No, no, please noooo...
Me: *about to say “he’s right here” and hand him the phone*
@That_Damn_Duck: One last time...
It’s ‘a lot’ not ‘alot'!
It’s that simple.
Tomorrow we’ll cover thermonuclear fusion & the works of Voltaire.
@hasht4g: How awkward would it have been for coach if he put in Air Bud and they lost.
@ShortSleeveSuit: ME: where ya headed after Denver
PILOT: flying into Boulder
ME: omg *whispers* I need to warn the others