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@djdarrellripley: Doctor: You need a kidney transplant.

Me: A transplant?

Dr: Don't worry, I've never lost a patient. I know where each one is buried.

Me:

Doctor: You need a kidney transplant.

Me: A transplant?

Dr: Don’t worry, I’ve never lost a patient. I know where each one is buried.

Me:

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