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@bornmiserable: [doctor's office]
DOCTOR: I have good news and bad news
ME: what's the good news
D: that's for someone else; sorry, doctor-patient confidentiality

[doctor’s office]
DOCTOR: I have good news and bad news
ME: what’s the good news
D: that’s for someone else; sorry, doctor-patient confidentiality

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