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@Poutymcgee: Doe. A deer. A female deer.
Ray. My sex offender neighbooouur.
@samfromks: I told my 3 year old that Skittles are Care Bear meat and now I have the bag to myself.
@BoogTweets: Me: Wow that is spicy. Wooo! *fanning mouth* What is it called?
Her: Sparkling water.
@ShutUpThatsWho: [walking on beach]
[find bottle with message in it]
Message: IS YOUR FRIDGE RUNNING?
[another bottle with message washes against my feet]
@CornOnTheGoblin: [puts on a song to set the mood]
date: ...is this the monster mash?
@PostCultRev: "Clue" is a board game about people trapped in a house and one of them is a homicidal maniac who has just killed. Ages 8 and up.