@wilw: Dog: I like pizza. Me: You've never had pizza. Dog: It's food. Me: So? Dog: So I like it. Me: I'm not giving you my pizza.
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@donni: Work like you don't need the money: Just stop and go home. Who cares? You don't need that money
@Sassafrantz: If a bear tries to attack you in the woods, give it your bicycle. Maybe it's one of those circus bears, you never know.
@PetrickSara: Yes, I put a semicolon in a tweet. What else am I supposed to do with my English degree?