@TheAlexNevil: *Dog puts cupcake on my nose and tells me to "stay"
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@ChipKellysBalls: Why is there an eject button on the DVD remote? You still have to get up & take the disc out. It's like having a remote to open the fridge.
@mynameisntdave: ME: I love u GF: omg ME: and I wanna be with u always GF: *crying* ME: [gets down on 1 knee] will u-- GF: U ARE DISRESPECTING THE FLAG
@junejuly12: As there aren't any female leprechauns, where do leprechauns come from ~ something to ponder every St Patrick's Day