@pmclellan: Dogs have dandruff and cats have dandmeow. Hi, I'm single.
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@ghostovpiss: what if spiderman shot spaghetti out of his wrists instead of webbing and worked at the olive garden
@Vodkantots: At this point in my life, my biological clock isn't so much ticking as it is knitting.
@bornmiserable: HIM: if you have a moment, I'd like to talk to you about Jesus ME: are his grades slipping again