@kharizzmaaa: Dominicans be naughty on purpose so they can get coal from Santa for their hookahs
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@TheAlexNevil: My wife's celebrity "free pass" is Paul Rudd, and mine is my wife because yah right like I'm gonna walk into *that* propeller blade.