@kharizzmaaa: Dominicans be naughty on purpose so they can get coal from Santa for their hookahs
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@TravLeBlanc: If you say "no ifs, ands, or buts", then get ready for a shitload of "shoulds", "as well as", and "howevers".
@hipchkk: When traveling abroad it's good to learn basic language. "I'd like a beer." "Where's the bathroom?" "I need a taxi." "Just not in my hair."
@astutenewf: Nothing sadder than the look on my dogs face when I drop food from the table and they realize it's lettuce.