Donald Trump should start preparing for next season of Dancing With The Stars.

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I socially identify as the guy who tried to jump off of the sinking Titanic but ending up hitting a massive propeller on the way down.


Do cute firemen still come when a cat is stuck in a tree?

Only in case of fire?

Fine. But pretty sure my cat won’t like being set on fire.


A new study shows dogs recognize pictures of their owners. Also, they’re like, “Why are you showing me photos? I’m a dog.”


The slow disappearance in forks from the silverware drawer solidifies my fears of an upcoming arms race with my children.


WAITER: soup or salad?
CLARK KENT: *sweating nervously* just a REGULAR salad for a REGULAR guy please ha ha. nothing super about it…


I’m pretty sure Morgan Freeman was narrating while the universe was being created


When my doctor diagnosed me with surrealism I didn’t know what to candle wax forest upside down volcano coffin.


My husband asked me to iron a shirt, so to be nice, I went out and bought him the same shirt with no wrinkles.