@omibaloney: Don't be part of the problem. Be the ENTIRE problem.
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@MommaUnfiltered: A girl at work has the same shirt on as me, but I have a coffee stain down the front of mine, so it’s not awkward.
@oothikicha: The keys Home-Insert-End-Delete are together on the keyboard. Whoever created the keyboard was a big fan of one night stands.
@JermHimselfish: Sorry I didn't text you back, my hands are sore from karate chopping loaves of bread in half and feeding them to starving children all day.