@omibaloney: Don't be part of the problem. Be the ENTIRE problem.
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@LostFelicia: My husband asked me to iron a shirt, so to be nice, I went out and bought him the same shirt with no wrinkles.
@Metalligretch: Yelling "wooooo" when the singer says the name of your town is what separates us from the animals.
@joeljeffrey: Crude oil is the worst kind of oil because it says offensive things while it pollutes the water and ruins our planet.
@candace_9871: It's like my Mom used to say, always keep a positive pregnancy test around in case you need to ruin a man's life.