@Megatronic13: Don’t get me wrong, the evil stepmother was way out of line, but that line kind of starts to blur for me after babysitting someone else’s kid for more than 4 hours.
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@DrakeGatsby: Amazon Prime: Free 2-Day shipping Amazon Subprime: Loads package into trebuchet and shoots it in the general direction of your house Amazon PrimePrime: Lets you live in the warehouse
@13spencer: One time I had a boss who called me while he was in the bathroom, and then he accidentally peed on himself, so sometimes good things happen.
@aveuaskew: Repeatedly referring to the electrician as a "take charge kind of guy" is a great way to make your doorbell turn on the garbage disposal.