@UncleDuke1969: Government Shutdown: Day Two Mars rover Curiosity sits with nothing to do. Watches all 5 seasons of "The Wire". Totally gets the hype now.

@ndiquote: [foreplay] her: [seductively] whisper something sexy in my ear me: [leans in] pizza

@GrimReaperInc: The lord spoke and said "let there be light" and there was light. Lucifer spoke and said "let there be darkness" and there was darkness. Death spoke and said "let there be soft mood lighting with a slow jam playing" and Death got laid.

@allisulli:

@SondraDeeMe: It may be autocorrect, but I'm excited to see how this plays out when I drive my friend to pickup her satan wedding dress.