Save your voice calling for your kids. Just open a bag of chips and they’ll materialize out of nowhere.
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Sir, this is a crime scene.
*buys premium quality kitten food. Serves it in high quality vet recommended cat bowl.*
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[commercial for string cheese] do you like cheese?
“do you like string?”
Iron Man: I’ll hack into their security.
Hulk: HULK SMASH DOOR!
Thor: I’ll silence their guards.
Captain America: What’s a microwave?