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@BeagirlNJ: Don't kid yourself vegans.
If a cow got the chance he'd eat you and everyone you know
@David_Bressan: .. do you even science?
@ilovepie84: "LET MY PEEPHOLE GO!"
-Moses when the cops found the peephole he installed in the Womens washroom.
@withanewname: If Miley doesn't get her shit together, all these Hannah Montana collectibles are never gonna get my kids through college
@YeahDrewisOn: Sure he's handsome, funny, smart, charming and successful, but can he fit 54 M&M's in his mouth at once?
I didn' fink fo
@krisv_723: Him: Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?
Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.