@PaulFrei: Don't know what this myth is about cell usage blowing up a gas pump. I'm filling my tank right now. See? It's no big de
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@iLikeCatShirts: When someone tries to tell me they can't do something, I'm like "you ever hear of the Power of Grayskull?"
@_ElizabethMay: *peels sticker off webcam* Me: i know my searches seem suspicious, but they're not. FBI agent in the webcam: you're looking up the best way to dismember and dispose of a body. Me: I'm a writer. FBI agent: *quiet for several minutes* The answer is pigs. Me: *replaces sticker*