TEACHER: do you know what estimate means
STUDENT: not exactly
TEACHER: yes you are right
STUDENT: about what
TEACHER: also correct
STUDENT: …i guess
TEACHER: wow you really know your stuff
Don’t people with bumper stickers realize it takes a t-shirt to change a person’s deeply held beliefs?
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