@iamspacegirl: Don't put up a tire swing unless you hunted and killed that car yourself, have some respect.
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@ThRealBallsDeep: Is a guy eating peach halves the equivalent of a chick eating a banana? Asking for a friend... ...but hurry up, I'm almost to the checker
@FuckabillyRex: I made too much macaroni in a too small pot and I feel like that’s exactly what I look like in the t-shirts that used to fit me.
@HeelyHanson: Will you marry me? 'Is a marriage proposal' Will, you, Mary, me? 'A foursome inquiry'