@shutupmikeginn: Don't tell me I look tired unless you're offering to carry me
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@TheHyyyype: back in ancient times they had to come up with gods to explain environmental phenomena, such as lightning, which was said to be from lightning bolts thrown by zeus. now that we have modern science, we know that lightning comes from pikachus
@s8n: *God giving humans the ability to think on their own* Humans : God doesn’t exist God : wait, no.
@handsock_butts: Doctor: you look awful Me: *covered in blood* you should see the other guy! Other guy: *enters, looks fine* still talkin shit?