“Why isn’t Bigfoot called Bigfeet?”
No about working here
“Oh! If he worked here would you call him Bigfeet?”
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If you spin an oriental person around until they get dizzy, do they become disoriented? #LifeQuestions
Pretty sure I burned off a print making dinner, so if anyone needs my right middle finger for doing crimes, hit me up.
Something extremely foolish must be done about all this.