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@lisaxy424: don't worry, i'm not like other girls
*head slowly rotates 360*
@RobDenBleyker: Someone please help me with my pope resume, so far all I have is "I look fantastic in large hats."
@ceejoyner: Keep yelling "dance!" and shooting at my feet, tough guy. I studied tap for 9 years and you're going to look like an idiot.
@DirtMcTurd: Just ate the last slice of pizza and I wish there was more. Suddenly all of Taylor Swifts songs make sense to me.
@PostCultRev: [2054: We develop cheap cloning technology]
[2055: Restaurant opens where you can have clones of yourself serve cooked clones of yourself]
@TragicAllyHere: *tying a ton of balloons to my neighbor's dog* Good boy, Oliver, now take your incessant barking to the sky