I’m not saying I’ve got a girl crush on you, I’m just saying lesbiadorable together.
DREAM WEDDING IDEAS:
– my ex who is still in love with me attends & is dramatically sad
– grandma gets tipsy & I find out what REALLY happened to cousin Louise
– The bridesmaid I secretly hate trips down the aisle & the video goes viral
– there’s like a groom or w/e idc
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The first rule of Fight Club is till death do us part.
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A little birdie told me it’s your birthday and a giraffe told me to rob a bank and I think I took the wrong medication this morning.
[first day on the job at a mattress store]
Boss: I don’t think this is working out. You called these pillows headpuffs four times now.
Me: *sighing* I’m just trying to sell your nap trampolines.
Jogging has never helped my memory.
Sneaking alcohol into work is pretty easy if you put it in your stomach first.
DR. CAT: What seems to be the problem?
DR. CAT: You need to be more specific
Remember to keep the ‘inmate’ in ‘intimate’ by getting married.