– my ex who is still in love with me attends & is dramatically sad

– grandma gets tipsy & I find out what REALLY happened to cousin Louise

– The bridesmaid I secretly hate trips down the aisle & the video goes viral

– there’s like a groom or w/e idc

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A family of crows flying into a windmill is a murder suicide


A little birdie told me it’s your birthday and a giraffe told me to rob a bank and I think I took the wrong medication this morning.


[first day on the job at a mattress store]

Boss: I don’t think this is working out. You called these pillows headpuffs four times now.

Me: *sighing* I’m just trying to sell your nap trampolines.


Sneaking alcohol into work is pretty easy if you put it in your stomach first.


[cat clinic]
DR. CAT: What seems to be the problem?
CAT: Me-ow
DR. CAT: You need to be more specific


Remember to keep the ‘inmate’ in ‘intimate’ by getting married.