@burntmybagel: Drugs are great until they fall into the wrong hands. I am referring, of course, to the cops or people who don't enjoy life.
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@Kcamp_95: My boyfriend broke up with because I make too many Linkin Park references, but in the end it doesn't even matter.
@junejuly12: Just heard a woman ask if she left her teeth over there Really hoping this is Halloween related
@iwearaonesie: toddler *shows me his new toy* me: Who gave you that? toddler: My friend me: When? toddler: When he wasn’t looking