@TheUrbanSlangs: Drunk - When you have to hold on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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@BitchyJasmine: Bob: Women always call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.
@Dutch_50: "More than 1 way to skin a cat" - "Killing 2 birds with 1 stone" - Running like a chicken with its head cut off" -- who ARE we???
@OfficeofSteve: I have Tourettes syndrome, but instead of swearing, I yell out movies that Nicolas Cage has been in